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Joke of the Day

"Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six? Eighth nine seven because!"

"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."

"I like my violence how I like my beer... Domestic."

"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"

"Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say ""Get out of me you piece of shit!"" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?"

"How can you tell if a girl is too young for you? You need to make the airplane sound to put your cock in her mouth. (From one of my favorite stand-ups, Jimmy Carr!)"

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."

"Bunnyprofessor"

"My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public... I said maybe."