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Joke of the Day

"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."

"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"

"ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's."

"He said he wanted to ""put more than just words in my mouth"" and I was like ""I hope you mean hamburgers."""

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy."

"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."

"I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat."