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Joke of the Day

"i imagine my dog spends a lot of time thinking about how tall i am and how great it is to have a giant as a best friend who can reach treats"

"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."

"Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese... ...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again..."

"My girlfriend recently asked me if I wanted to get more serious. I said, ""What do you think we can do to keep the second amendment while making sure terrorism and crime are not enacted?"""

"That whole Ray Rice elevator incident... took him to the lowest level."

"Sorry I wrote ""All dogs matter"" on your ""I my Weimaraner"" bumper sticker."

"If you took all of the poops everyone on earth made in a single day and laid them end to end, wash your hands."

"You look like a before picture."

"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."