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Joke of the Day

"Why do support meetings for premature ejaculation always start on time? Because the members come early."

"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."

"Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*"

"Hey do y'all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!"

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."

"Why was afraid of ? Because !"

"You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it."

"Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne Frankly sick of them."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."