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Joke of the Day

"WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they will have built one closer to you before you can get there."

"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""

"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"

"My wife accused me of being immature... So I told her to get out of my fort."

"A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show."

"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."

"On a scale of 1 to Canadian bacon, how sad were you when you found out Hamlet wasn't a story about a tiny, baby ham?"

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and America? If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture. Plus the yoghurt's fat free."

"The first rule of fight club is to ask her, ""Is that what you're wearing?"""