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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting an Atheist corporation... it's a non-prophet organization."
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"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."
"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."
"Driving I was driving in the city, when I got the Sun in my eyes. Damn Paparazzi."
"does this typewriter come w emojis"
"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."
"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."
"I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos."
"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."
"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."