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"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white."
"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"
"Pokemon GO is the biggest thing right now, guess whats up next! Plantation Tycoon DownSouth 1600s Go Railroad 1800's Tycoon Auschwitz Tycoon Pedophile Go"
"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"
"[presidents 2km race - finish line] OBAMA (checks stopwatch): just under 10 mins, did I beat the record? CLINTON: no, Bush did 9:11"
"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."