187502

Joke of the Day

"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."

"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."

"Pretty rude of my boyfriends' wife to keep posting pics from their trip to Aruba."

"One in 3 Americans weighs as much as the other two combined"

"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."

"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."

"Today my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said I was the other guy."

"My wife said I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."

"What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."