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Joke of the Day

"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."

"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."

"""I want u so badly"" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack."

"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"

"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"

"Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?"

"I just had to add ""velociraptor"" to my Microsoft Word dictionary because apparently I missed the dinosaurs expansion pack or something."

"TIL Mine sweeper (game) was invested in Pakistan"

"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"

"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."