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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."
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"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"
"(boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today"
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"
"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"
"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"
"How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word? Police police police police police police police police police police police."
"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"
"Why can't ewoks yell in the house? Because they have to use their Endor voices."
"What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her? ...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!"