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Joke of the Day
"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."
Next Joke
"Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council... ""Why was six afraid of seven?"" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: ""Because nine seven eight!"""
"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day? ...just think about it."
"What's a Rabbi's favourite drink? Mountain Jew."
"I would rather that you'd just paid some of my bills, but thanks for this combination rubik's cube/pepper grinder."
"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."
"new pet ideas: an egg with hair on, small bear, tictac size baby cats, frog with wheels"
"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 100 to Drink... 10 to Beat... or 0 to Eat."
"I'm on my way to Williston, ND. It's the most in the middle of nowhere I've ever been. I plan to show them the iPad and claim to be Jesus."