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Joke of the Day
"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."
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"What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan? Caesar: ""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Khan: ""I conquered, I saw, I came."""
"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"
"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""
"One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio."
"The inventor of Gogurt has died. He would like you to open his urn along the dotted line and splatter half the ashes all over your shirt."
"The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. ""Too pudgy to be a terminator"" says one woman."
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C"
"They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*"