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Joke of the Day
"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."
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"I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it."
"Silly Americans. The national pastime of Tahiti is making love, but we, silly fools, picked baseball."
"WAITER: how was everything ME: [rubbing belly] so delicious. thank u WAITER: great. please stop rubbing my belly"
"Americans are getting stronger Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper."
"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."
"Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted ""most likely to secede?"""
"The scariest thing about the terrorists is how fast they can do the monkey bars in their training camp videos."
"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."