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Joke of the Day
"Where do puppies go when they die? Back into the microwave so I can get in another round."
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"Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he ""couldn't find a shingle person to do it."""
"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines."
"Hey Billy Joel it's called a pianist."
"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."
"What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire? The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery."
"Microsoft Office Stolen Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
"Today I quit smoking cold turkey Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking."
"Well... the Earth just rotated 360 degrees on its axis. Let's call it a day."
"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."