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Joke of the Day
"Today I quit smoking cold turkey Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking."
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"TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening. His name is Felon Dusk."
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"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"