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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines."
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"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"
"Happy New Year everyone....and may your worries this year last no longer than a Kardashian marriage ."
"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"
"One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet."
"Million dollar idea: Hookers selling ice cream, I'll call the store sexual flavors."
"What did Amelia Earhart learn? Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams."
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."
"Seriously, soup? If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar."