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Joke of the Day
"Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell ""I'm just cooking!"""
Next Joke
"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"
"Please don't make me say Worcestershire out loud."
"""Obama Hires Seahawks Secondary to Intercept Citizen's Texts, Emails"" (Just a fake, Onion-y headline)"
"I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans."
"Think the person who invented dog food knew they came up with dog food? ""What do you think of my new dish?"" ""I think dogs would love it."""
"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""
"TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower."
"During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten."
"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."