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Joke of the Day

"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"

"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"

"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""

"I'm sure I'm not the only person to ever use Google Maps Satellite feature to see whose car is in my driveway in the middle of the day."

"Did you see the story about the missing dolphin? I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise..."

"Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations? Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)"

"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."

"What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop."

"The 3 seasons of Texas! Summer, cold summer, & Football."