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Joke of the Day
"Microsoft Office Stolen Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
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"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud"
"Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite? It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi."
"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"
"I text my wife tonight, ""Honey, I'm going to stay in the bar another hour with my friends for another pint..."" ""...if I'm not back in an hour then read this message again."""
"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""
"What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake edit: You guys are ridiculous, thanks for the steady stream of laughs"
"I saw a truck that works for Stolkholm Home Improvement. I really hope their slogan is ""You'll eventually love it"""
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data. Credit: Her (movie)."