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Joke of the Day

"Past, the present and the future.. The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.. IT WAS TENSE!"

"hey dudes who go through my Instagram and only like my hot pictures I can't wait to establish a long committed relationship with you"

"What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."

"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""

"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."

"How did Jesus get so ripped? By doing Crossfit"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"

"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"

"Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle."

"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."