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Joke of the Day
"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""
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"If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too."
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"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+Esh"
"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20."
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"My friend claims that he is a blacksmith But everything he makes is forged."
"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"