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Joke of the Day

"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."

"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"

"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"

"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."

"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet."

"How did the bucket's mom know he was sick? He was a little pail."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."

"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."