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Joke of the Day
"I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy. ""A black guy who?"" ""A black guy who doesn't pay his child support."" ""I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more specific than that."""
"How do they call women that don't suck dick? They don't call them at all."
"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."
"Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives? It makes them rather sheepish."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
"I'm typically attracted to guys who look like I'll need therapy after dating them."
"Forgive me for this one A German soldier who loves animals can't decide what to do after WWII. His friend says, Otto, it's easy to figure out. You're a Veteran Aryan."
"How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun."
"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."