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Joke of the Day

"They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour."

"Sex is like a box if chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down."

"I used to live in Oklahoma... It was OK"

"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"

"What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ? 'amhid'"

"Let's play a game called Fuck Off You go first"

"Some women wear larger shirts to make their bodies feel smaller... I wear smaller condoms to make my penis feel larger"

"What is the worst part about being socially anxious and trying to tell a joke to a group of people? You'll probably punch up the fuck line."

"I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad."