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Joke of the Day
"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"
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"Dying husband asks his wife: Our 7th son always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father?"" Wife (crying): Yes! Husband: Who? Wife: You! Husband Dies."
"wife: Do you want a bowl? me [eating ice cream out of the carton] Why?"
"[Catholic church] *priest hands out ""What To Expect At Your Exorcism"" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything"
"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."
"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"
"A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!"
"My wife got a restraining order against me. I love it when she plays hard to get."
"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."
"Don't have phone sex... ...you might get hearing aids."