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Joke of the Day
"What did the diligent whore get for Christmas? lots and lots of karma"
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"""Here kitty, kitty, kitty"" - me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon"
"If there is more anti-matter than matter in the universe ... .... does this mean that there are more anti-black lives than black lives?"
"Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head Like this one"
"ME: Then the robber came thru the door holding a gun COP: Was it a revolver? ME [thinks] No he just pushed it open & walked thru like normal"
"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"
"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"
"I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math."
"Whats the square (root) of a (onion)??? Shallots ^_^"