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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
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"Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? ""Why are we running so fast ?"" said one Because it says ""Tear along the dotted line"""
"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."
"I would tell the one about Jonestown.. But the punch line is too long"
"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"
"Q: What do you call it when a book spies on people? A: A peeping tome."
"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."
"What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senor citizen"
"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"
"I am the big shot at my new job. I am the human cannonball at the circus."