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Joke of the Day
"I am the big shot at my new job. I am the human cannonball at the circus."
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"""I just can't wait to hear the audible gasps of amazement from everyone who enters my house."" -Me after spending 6 minutes cleaning"
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."
"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."
"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""
"What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat sperm? A Zy-Goat I'll escort myself out."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"
"How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife."
"I recently thought about stealing from the food shelf... But the steaks were too high."