201585

Joke of the Day

"What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senor citizen"

"Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had."

"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"

"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""

"Me: I'd like to report a disturbance. Police Dispatcher: Okay, where sir? Me: In the force, I can feel it."

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country!"

"No honey, there isn't a neighbor working with a nail gun this early. That was just my knees creaking when I got out of bed."

"The IBS drug commercial that mentions ""urgent diarrhea"" implies there's also a laid back, non-urgent form of diarrhea that I've never had."

"Why do some girls walk in threes? They can't even."

"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."