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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"

"Knock Knock Who's there ... Fuck You"

"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy"

"Why was Donald Duck arrested? He was high on quack."

"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."

"I started reading YouTube comments recently Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who accidentally punctured the wheels of his car? He retired."

"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."

"Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh."