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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks"

"Q: Why can't Obama poke fun at himself? A: Because that would be racist."

"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"

"""Hey Fred"" Yeah Barney? ""The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"" Yeah but ABBA do!"

"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."

"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."

"Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay."

"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"