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Joke of the Day

"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."

"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."

"What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog? An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!"

"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."

"You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history."

"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines"