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Joke of the Day

"Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay."

"Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking."

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... then I got Netflix, so now I have better things to watch."

"Avoiding the use of French-derived words... Is not my forte."

"Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for ""Chuck Norris' basement""."

"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."

"Sometimes I masturbate while driving The passengers on my bus don't like it, but the high school hasn't fired me yet..."

"What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus? ""There's a sale on at the fern store!"""

"Why don't the other DC heroes like Nightwing? He's always being a dick to them."

"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"