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Joke of the Day

"Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay."

"I don't know why people object to CIA torture methods. Who doesn't like to go water boarding?"

"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""

"What shoes does Brad wear? Loafers!"

"Me: What's one thing you don't like about your girlfriend? Him: She doesn't swallow. Me: What? How does she eat?"

"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"

"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"

"I love breasts! It's the best part of the birds."

"Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do."

"A black man and his son are walking on the beach... ... the son asks ""Dad, can I play with your wiener?"" [](/sp) The dad says ""Okay, but don't go too far."""