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Joke of the Day

"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."

"I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend."

"Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd"

"My friend has mexican car insurance. It's called get out and run."

"My daughter wants to know when the hamster we ""planted"" in the garden will start growing."

"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."

"What does a massage therapist with a speech impediment who moonlights as a dubstep dj do all day? Wub, wub, wubs."

"god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy"

"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."

"I asked my masseuse if it was unusual to get an erection during a massage... the masseuse replied, ""not at all it happens all the time."" So i said, ""well do you mind keeping it out of my face."""