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Joke of the Day

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"

"How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge."

"Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy? ""Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."""

"Hey are you from Gryfindor? Great. Can I Slytherin?"

"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."

"If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could."

"What sits down but doesn't get back up? A redditor."

"I wish we could still defeat bullies with synchronized dancing like in the 80s"

"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."

"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."""