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Joke of the Day
"""Hey Fred"" Yeah Barney? ""The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"" Yeah but ABBA do!"
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"Have you heard of the film constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"The Incomplete Surveys Institute concluded that 78% of every women"
"My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer."
"""i like a woman that's loud in the bedroom"" *wife smashes a bulldozer through the bedroom wall with 2 air horns blaring* ""damn i love you"""
"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"
"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."
"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"
"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""
"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"