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Joke of the Day
"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"
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"Why are there fences around cemeteries? people are dying to get in."
"I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out."
"How do rabbis make money off of circumcisions? They get to keep the tips."
"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"
"Q: How do you make any watch a stopwatch? A: Don't wind it."
"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""
"I'm quite confident that the reason i'm single Is because i didn't forward that chain letter in 2008"
"Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?"
"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"