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Joke of the Day

"Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!"

"All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane."

"Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - Henry VIII"

"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."

"You know why the Baptists don't make love standing up? They don't want people to think they're dancing. Not my joke cheech marins I'm high as Fuck and thought you guys might like it too."

"Job Interview : ""What is your great weakness?"" - Honesty - I don't think that honesty is a weakness - i don't give a shit what you think !"

"What do you call Batman when he skips out on church? Christian Bale."

"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"

"If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again."

"The amount of duplicates on this subreddit"