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Joke of the Day
"Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!"
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"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."
"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."
"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up."
"Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up sex dolls with him at all times? Incase he gets a hole in one."
"Difference between an android and an iphone. *iphone falls to the floor* Breaks screen. *android falls to the floor* Breaks floor."
"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."
"best nicknames: 1) Nick 2) 3)"
"My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck"