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Joke of the Day

"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"

"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"

"FRIEND: Do you want to go [i don't hear the rest because i'm already sighing too loudly]"

"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."

"Three crows walk into a bar HL3 confirmed."

"Never buy a used dream catcher from the flea market near a mental hospital."

"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."

"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"

"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"

"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"