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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between 69 and an ambush ? With 69 you see the cunt coming at you."
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"I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat We're like Modest Mouse but way better"
"What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury."
"Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam. What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?"
"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"
"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"
"To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself."
"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"
"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."
"What did one amputee say to the other? I'm as stumped as you are!"