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Joke of the Day
"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"
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"maybe if we start calling abortions ""debortations"" republicans will support them?"
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years? I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision. Compliments to my dad for that one."
"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit The Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts"
"me: *lights cig* do u smoke? girl: no, cigarettes killed my father me: oh, cancer..? her: no, an army of them, gunned him down me: wait what"
"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."
"two fish So there were two fish in a tank. The one fish looked at the other and said ""Hey buddy do you know how to drive this thing?"""