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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury."

"What does a cow measure its harddrive in? Moogabytes"

"Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good"

"Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip."

"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."

"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."

"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."

"How do you recycle a condom Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply? Mas cow."

"Go to Amazon right now They have the best deals of the year right now"