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Joke of the Day
"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."
Next Joke
"Me: so I'm delusional? Doctor: yes. Me: and you're a delusion? Doctor: yes. Me: I want a second opinion. Pink Dragon: you're delusional."
"My father grounded me... He said if he ever saw me in front of the computer he'd smash my face in the keybouvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossass"
"A woman is at her father's deathbed She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""I'm *dead*."""
"Found my first grey pubic hair last night. Just a shame it was in a kebab."
"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"Why did the german die from his injuries Because when his friend asked if there is a number to call incase of emergencies like this, he replied ""999""."
"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."
"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."
"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"