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Joke of the Day
"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."
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"Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife."
"What's the fastest car on earth? A rental car."
"How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator"
"Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds"
"The difference between Indiana and California In Indiana there are lots of budding young farmers. In California there are lots of young bud farmers."
"Who is the best player on the Texans? Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS? Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS?**"
"Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak"
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"
"What do they call Redditting on the toilet? Snoo on the loo"