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Joke of the Day

"To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself."

"What's the difference between a VA Nurse and a bullet? A bullet only kills once."

"Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job."

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."

"A mom walks in on her daughter getting it on on the couch with a boy. ""Well, I never!"" the mother huffed. ""But mom,"" the daughter protested. ""You must have!"""

"Times New Roman walks into a saloon. The bartender says to him, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."" So he shot the serif."

"What are you watching tonight? The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?"

"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"

"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"

"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"