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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"
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"Photographers are the worst! They frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall."
"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."
"""This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."""
"The lord said to Abraham, ""Come forth and I'll give you eternal life."" Abraham came fifth. He won a toaster."
"So we're on for next Friday? Perfect. I'll call you Thursday to reschedule."
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... then I got Netflix, so now I have better things to watch."
"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."
"I just discovered my new room mate is secretly a hard core racist and i wonder if should report him to the police. The dude takes part in illegal high speed car races at midnight"