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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, in Facebook, Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his ""roommate"" of 20 years."

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."

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"One of the best ways to disguise the sound of a fart is to do it during the 4 claps in the Friends theme song."

"The periodic table has expanded and the additions were rather heavy. There's no more room for any more elephants."

"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"

"Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season."

"There was once a conservative redditor"

"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."