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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season."

"What do yeast and a redneck have in common? They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)"

"Every good story starts with a strong female character. You know, some heroin."

"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"

"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."

"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."

"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"

"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."

"After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate."

"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"