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Joke of the Day

"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."

"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"

"Did you hear who Deez Nuts is picking as a running mate? Shaft."

"The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn."

"Johnny Depp to play Tim Burton in the director's self-made biopic It will be the first ever interpersonal autobiography"

"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"

"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."

"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."

"The average married couple has sex 68 times a year. I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks."

"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"