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Joke of the Day

"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"Have you seen how expensive balloons are lately? Bloody inflation."

"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."

"Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."

"Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!"

"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

"What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city? Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love."

"They have a sea food place at Sea World. How morbid. What if I'm eating a slow leaner."