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Joke of the Day

"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"When someone cries, ""No one gets me"" I immediately snatch them and put them in my trunk and yell, ""I got you""!"

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"

"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."

"When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts."

"Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders"

"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."

"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."

"There are two things that I will never get... There are two things that I will never get - why women can't stay in the kitchen and a girlfriend."