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Joke of the Day

"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds! Edit: Please don't hurt me."

"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"

"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"

"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"

"What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."

"2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though"

"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"

"I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me"

"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"