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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"
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"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"
"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"
"optimist: the glass is half full optimist - the glass is half full; pessimist - the glass is half empty; feminist - the glass is being raped."
"""These fries are too crispy"" - inventor of the microwave"
"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""
"A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!... What do you need $5 for?"
"Women's logic: I went to buy a suit. But i saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So i bought this handbag."
"I bought my girlfriend 2 presents for her birthday I got her a new pair of shoes and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo"